“Ndinangomunyalanyaza, ndinapita kuchipinda chosambira, ndinatuluka, mkaziyo akundipukutira, ndipo ndinayankha monyanyira.
“Anayankha kuti, 'Moni, mungabwere kuno?!'Ndinayang'ana monyanyira ndikudutsa.Anapitiliza kundiuza kuti ndine wamwano pomunyalanyaza.Sipanapite nthawi imeneyo pamene ndinazindikira kuti ankaganiza kuti ndikugwira ntchito kumeneko..
“Ndinaseka ndipo ndisanakhale ndi nthaŵi yofotokoza, anafunsa manijala.Pa nthawiyi anali amvekere kwambiri, choncho woperekera zakudya wina anabwera ndipo sanafotokoze ndipo anamufunsa bwanayo.Choncho waiter anapita kukamtenga.Iye anachoka.
“Sanandimvetse kuti akandidziwa bwanji popanda ine kugwira ntchito kumeneko.Zinapitirira ndipo anavomera.
Mkazi: Bwanji? Inde ndili ndi nambala yolondola! Kodi ndingamutenge liti mwamuna wanga? Ndikudikirira panja, kukuzizira!
Mkazi:Ndikufuna ndilankhule ndi adotolo mwachindunji.ndiloleni ndidutse.Ndikusumirani.
Mayi: Zandikwanira! Ndabwera tsopano. Ndikadandaula mwachindunji kwa dokotala za inu![akudandaula.]
“Mayi a wodwala watsopanoyo anakhudzidwa kwambiri atamaliza opaleshoniyo ndipo anati chipindacho chinali chaphokoso komanso chokhumudwitsa kwambiri kwa mwana wawo.Mwanayo ankawoneka bwino, osasokonezeka, akumva ululu kapena akuwoneka wopanikizika.Adanenetsa kuti Pali chipinda chayekha.
“Ndinalowa ndi kutuluka m’chipindamo kuti ndimugulire kanthu mwana wanga.Chifukwa chake adanditsekera, poganiza kuti ndine amene ndimayang'anira pano, ndikuphokosera mwana winayo (mwana wanga) ndipo mwana wake amafunikira mtendere ndi bata ( Zabwino zonse mchipinda chilichonse chachipatala lol).Inshuwaransi yake imalipira chipinda chapayekha (zonse zili bwino kupatula nyumba yonse) ndipo ndikufunika kuti ndigwire ntchito.
“Maonekedwe ankhope yake nditamuuza kuti sindigwira ntchito kuno ndipo mwana wapabedi lotsatira ndi mwana wanga!Ankawoneka wamanyazi pang'ono koma makamaka wokwiya.Ndikudziwa kuti ndi nthawi yopanikiza, koma ufulu wa Amayi uwu ndi wopanda pake.
“Zinakhalapo kwakanthawi ndipo ndidayesa kunyalanyaza koma ndidawona kuti akugwira ntchito molimbika.
Linda: Uyenera kumadyera kuseri kwa khichini, kumene uyenera kukhala. Ndi kupanda ulemu kwa kasitomala ndipo ukutenga tebulo kumene akanatha kudyera.
“Anachita manyazi ndi kuyang’anitsanso, kenaka anathamangira kwa manejala, amene anamuuza kawiri kuti sindimagwira ntchito kumeneko.
"Ndidavula zomvera m'makutu ndipo adandipempha tikiti ya sitima yopita ku Brighton.Ndinali ngati, 'Pepani wokondedwa, mukufuna wogwira ntchito ku sitima yapamtunda.Ndine wokwera.'
"Awa amayenera kukhala mathero a nkhaniyi, koma ayi, adayika $ 10 m'thumba la jekete yanga ndikuchoka ndi abwenzi ake, nati, 'Chabwino, tiwauza kumbali ina kuti sangatero. .Anatipatsa tikiti koma amawona kuchokera pa kamera kuti timamulipira kuti ayende!
“Atawasuntha mwankhanza, ndinamuuza kuti, ‘Sindimagwira ntchito kuno.Iye anayankha kuti, 'Sindikudziwa, ndingadziwe bwanji?
“Ndinayankha kuti, ‘Undiyikepo matumba anga chifukwa sindimagwira ntchito pano komanso sindimayika ngoloyo.Pezani malo ena m'malo modzudzula alendo.'
Iye anayankha kuti, 'Ndikalankhula ndi akuluakulu.'Sindinayambe ndaseka kwambiri kuposa pamene ndinadutsa pakhomo ndikuwona mkaziyo ndi mwamuna yemwe ankawoneka ngati manijala atayima pamenepo mokwiya akuloza ine kale. "
“Ndinayesa kufotokoza modekha, ayi, ana ake sangakwere hatchi yanga, ndipo sindingamulole kukwera hatchi ina m’khola.
“Ziribe kanthu zomwe ndinganene, sindingathe kum’tsimikizira kuti sindimagwira ntchito kumeneko ndipo ‘sindingalole mwana [wake] kukwera.’
"Clyde sanaphunzire mokwanira chifukwa ndinamupeza posachedwa.Anali wamng’ono kwambiri ndiponso wosadziŵa zambiri.Sindingalole kuti mwanayo amukwatire chifukwa amakonda kuluma.Mwana uja anayamba kundizemba ndikundigwira His me adagwira mwana pamapewa ndikumukankha pang'onopang'ono, ali ndi nkhawa kuti Clyde amuluma.
“Mkaziyo anadzuma n’kukuwa kuti, ‘Mwana wanga wamkazi ali ndi ufulu wogwira kavalo ameneyo, mwina ndi wabwino kwambiri pa akavalo kuposa iweyo!Komanso ndiwe wantchito basi, choncho usayerekeze kukankha mwana wanga.'
“Zinandidabwitsa.'Mwana wako wamkazi sadzakhudza kavalo wanga;sayenera mwana ndipo akhoza kuvulaza mwana wanu wamkazi.Mwana wanu wamkazi sadziwa kuposa ine, ndakhala ndikukwera zaka 15, ndipo sindimagwira ntchito pano !!!Tandilekeni!Ndinakuwa.
“Panthawiyi kavalo wanga anayamba kunjenjemera ndipo ndinatembenuka n’kumubweza m’khola lake kuti ndikatontholetse ineyo ndi ine.
“Anthu ena ogwira ntchito m’khola anabwera n’kuyesera kuti awone zomwe zinkachitika.Mayi uja anapitiriza kundilalatira koma sindinathenso kuchita naye ndipo ndinachokapo chifukwa antchito anali atamugwira.
"Anzanga (omwe amagwira ntchito kumeneko) adandiuza kuti amayenera kuwopseza kuyimbira apolisi kuti amusiye chifukwa amangopempha ana ake kuti akwere hatchi iliyonse yomwe amawona.Waletsedwanso m'makola tsopano, ndiye kuti, mapeto abwino?"
“Ndinachikokera mmbuyo.Iye anati, 'Ndakhala ndikudikirira izi!'Zinandifika poganiza kuti ndine mwana wake wobereka.Ndinamuuza mwaulemu kuti sindine mwana wake wobereka.Amawoneka wosokonezeka, Nenani, "Kodi mukutsimikiza? mukuwoneka ngati mmodzi."
“Panthawiyi n’kuti ndimangofuna kuti andisiye chikwama changa, ndipo zibwenzi zake zinabwera n’kundiuza kuti ndisiye kumuchitira manyazi n’kumupatsa chakudya.
“Chotero ndinawafotokozera momveka bwino kuti: ‘Sindine woyendetsa wanu wopereka chakudya.Ichi ndi chakudya changa.Ndine mlendo pahotelo iyi.'Ndinamuchotsa chikwamacho, ndipo nditalowa mu hoteloyo, ndinayang'ana Panthawi yomwe adatulutsa foni yake ndikuti, 'Ndikuyimbira [ntchito yotumizira] ndikuwauza kuti ndiwe bwinja - ndikufuna ndalama zanga. kubwerera!'
“Sindinaganizire kwambiri za nkhaniyi chifukwa mwachionekere sindinali wantchito.Wantchitoyo anali atavala malaya akuda ndi vest yabuluu yokhala ndi logo ya sitolo.Ndinavala teti ya Guinness yotuwa.
“Mkaziyo anandidutsa n’kufika kumapeto kwa kanjirako.Sindikutsimikiza ngati akufuna kuti ndimupatse 'malangizo' ake, koma adatembenukira kwa ine, pafupifupi kundimenya ndi trolley yake, nati: 'Sizingakhale zovuta kwambiri kuyimitsa foni yanu ndikuyiyika pansi. gwirani ntchito yanu? Mukawona kasitomala akusowa, muyenera kuwathandiza. Izi ndi zomwe mumalipira!"
Lady: Pepani? Chabwino, muyenera kukhala. Ndakhala ndikuyang'ana uku ndikufunafuna mbale ndi mbale zotayira ndipo palibe amene akufuna kukuthandizani!
ine: sindimagwira ntchito pano.Ndikudikira kuti galimoto yanga itumizidwe [sign to sign to the "Tire and Battery Center" sign].Ngati mukuyang'ana mbale, zili m'mwamba ziwiri kapena zitatu.
“Panthaŵiyo ankayang’ana dala zovala zimene ndinavala.Iye anakana kukhumudwa ndi manyazi, anati zikomo ndipo anachokapo.”
“Nthawi zambiri timakhala ndi mafunso ambiri kwa anthu, choncho ndinazolowera kuyimitsidwa pagulu.Ndinati, 'Inde, amayi, ndipo ndinatembenuka ndikupeza dona wazaka zapakati, Orange, atayima pafupi ndi ine.
“Ine ndi mnzanga tinangosiyana maonekedwe osokonezeka.Tinali titavala ma T-shirts ndi zipewa zolembedwa kuti 'fire department', mawailesi obiriŵira kwambiri m'malamba athu, ndi mathalauza achikasu otuwa okhala ndi mikwingwirima yonyezimira.
“Anakwiya pang’ono ndi kukhala chete kwanga ndipo ananyamula lalanje patsogolo panga.'Malalanje?Izi?Kodi muli nazo zina?Kapena awa basi?'
“Sanalankhule kalikonse, anangokodola mnzanga amene anavala mofanana ndi ine ndipo anaima pafupi nane.Pepani, kodi mudakali ndi malalanje?
“Anakweza manja ake mokwiya n’kulowera mbali ina.Tinachoka ku dipatimenti yogulitsa zokolola kuti tikagule nkhuku, koma iye anatipeza pakhomo la sitolo.
“Ndikuyeserabe kukhala aulemu, ndinafotokozera (kwanthaŵi yachinayi, kwa aliyense amene amagoletsa) kuti sitigwira ntchito m’sitolo chifukwa ndife ozimitsa moto.
"Ndinali kupita kumbuyo kuti ndikawanyamule, ndikuyang'ana mkhalidwe woopsa wa sitoloyo ndi anthu ambiri omwe amapempha thandizo, pamene kasitomala wamba yemwe ankakonda kundikwiyitsa anandilozera (pafupifupi mamita 20) ndikufuula: 'Umagwira ntchito pano!
“Anadabwa kwambiri, koma patatha mphindi imodzi ndinaseka ndi ketchup ndipo ndinamuuza ulendo wina, kuti mwina sakufuna kuti munthu amene anakhala mu bar mpaka atafika kudzam’pezerapo kanthu.
“Sindikufuna kuganiza chifukwa chake anaganiza choncho, koma sindine wachisoni kuti amadya tchipisi.Ndikuganiza kuti akudziwa zomwe anachita chifukwa sanangodandaula, adapepesa.”
Ine: Pepani amayi, sindimagwira ntchito pano, koma ndikuganiza kuti ali pansanjika yoyamba. ”)
“Tonse tinaseka ndipo ananena za mmene kavalidwe kanga kanali kokongola.Zinandipangitsa manyazi pang'ono (ndinazindikira) kenako adandithokoza pomuthandiza.
“Mzimayi wina anadza kwa ine mosakhala bwino, nandipempha kuti ndimugulire chijasi china chokhala ndi thalauza lofanana la kukula kwake, anandifunsa chifukwa chimene tinasakaniza masuti, ndipo anandipempha kuti ndimutchule kuti chipinda chake chosungiramo zovala cha Fart chifukwa alibe. sindikudziwa chifukwa chake tili ndi awiri okha otseguka panthawi ya mliri.
“Ndinamufotokozera kuti 1) tili pa mliri, 2) sindikudziwa kalikonse za suti, ndimangovala, ndipo 3) sindimagwira ntchito kumeneko.
“Panthawiyi, m’modzi mwa antchito enieniwo ataona zimene zinkachitikazo analowererapo.Tonse tinali m’chipinda chosungiramo zinthu (monga m’nyumba zosiyanasiyana) ndipo anayamba kulankhula pa foni mmene ‘wantchito wamwano’ anakana kumuthandiza.
“Nditamaliza kuyesa suti yatsopanoyo, ankalankhula ndi manijala za ine.Woyang'anirayo anali ngati, 'Kodi TF uja ndi ndani?'Ndinangomwetulira n’kulipirira diresi langa.”
AG: Ndinu opusa? Timayamba 7! Pa tsiku loyamba, mwachedwa kale! Choka apa - wachotsedwa ntchito!
Nthawi yotumiza: Jun-15-2022